I'm going to start this blog off by apologizing on behalf of Google (dicks) because I guess it's really hard to post comments on this blogsite...

So. Coldplay. We all know they're pussies right? Now now now, I'm not talking about talent or charm here, I'm speaking in terms of pure weakness. Coldpaly had some great rock songs but they all have piano in them and lets face it, there's NO way to rock out on the piano (or synth etc.). I know, there should funding for such research.
 *I must disclaim the previous statement by telling you all that the  piano, as an instrument, is undoubtedly BADDASS.... Herbie Hancock, not a pussy.

So, back to Coldplay... Cold Play? (is it all one word?).
While enjoying some of my favorite olde tyme Christmas carols via Youtube, I discovered yet another holiday chune from a group jumping on the seasonal bandwagon.  Now, I already had in in my head that these guys were douches, but a Christmas song? A fucking ORIGINAL at that!
The shit is called "Christmas Lights".
Moderate tempo, inviting video and you guessed it...
PIANO INTRO!!!!

These dick-shines are so popular and rich I can't see why they would NEED to do a Christmas song?
They don't need the cash, most musicians are aware of the connotations of DOING a Christmas song and I fail to see how this would attract more fans.
The only logical conclusion I could reach is they are ultra-pussies, bigger and sweatier than the average,  who just WANTED to make a Christmas song because they thought it was sweet!

All this track does is inflate the security of their fans, who already subscribe to the ideology of their pussy mandate.

See for yourself....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1rYmzQ8C9Q

That is all..

Welcome to 2011 everyone!
I'm happy most of us could make it and to those who didn't, we love you. I am trying to use the internet for more than just posting offensive comments on my friends walls and have now upgraded to posting offensive comments on my own damn blog!
Here I go...

For me, 2011 is a year to "fuck the hate" (not to be confused with hate-fucking) so I'm trying and stay more positive about the world around me, but for those of you who know me, I am full of shit and have already contradicted myself most certainly.

I am going to use my blog to help deal with daily woes and frustrations and to invite people to share their thoughts and feelings about my feelings. That's right I, want our feelings to touch...

Keep current and stay positive. Please help make this an unforgettable 2011, unlike 2008.
2008? What the fuck was going on there?